I'm Slack, and I'm Sorry

I know it has been a while since I've posted anything, but I'm slack, I know it, and I'm sorry. But, I have been writing. The Good with The Bad is coming to an end, just a few short chapters left. I've been working on my other collab fic, Red Devil with Snowhitequeen, which is taking a little break right now. Then there is The Late Late Show with Edward Cullen; finishing up the next chapter with the next two underway. Between Love and Hate is wrapping up as well.

That leaves me with new projects. I have been working on outlining two new collab fics, one with Luvrofink and one with Snowhitequeen. Both will be after a few other projects have completed, but both are very excited and different (insert evil laugh).

Then I have written a few one shots recently. One entitled 'So The Runner Fell in Love with The Surfer' which I am working on continuing. Back burner though.

But, my new fic, that I have already written five chapters on, I plan to complete and start posting regularly twice a week with teasers. So be on the lookout for some absolutely crazy fun.

I'm off to write, in the words of my of my favorite Edwards, Laters Baby!

A face in the crowd contest: Hosted by Chartwiightmom and Snowhitequeen83 aka dirtycheekymonkeys

Description AU/AH/Vamp/Slash- No rape/abuse/peadophilia as submissions will be banned.

Summary: Have you ever wondered what it would be liked if you were at a concert and your idol picked you out of the crowd? Or maybe you character is the idol and sees the face in the crowd. Maybe its at a crowded oarty, a crowded street or even the grocery store. The crowd could anywhere and anything, you choose. What if the pull was so strong you simply had to have that person come to you or you had to go to them?..what would you do next?

Let your imagination run wild and your fantasy spring to life in this O/S competition.

Below are some guidelines on entry:

1) Entries must be between 1000 and 5000 words.

2) T-M ratings accepted (although M is preferred..we're not called dirtycheekymonkeys for nothing)

3) This nis a O/S competition, but you are welcome to continue with your story once the winner is announced.

4) Winner's are voted for readers poll.

5) Any or all plagarised works will be automatically disqualified and reported.

6) Entries will be accepted from June 15th with the last day of entry being July 10th. Voting will begin on the 15th and end on the 22nd of July.

All details can be found on Twilight awards and The Twi fic news site- with their tweets and followers you are guarenteed good traffic.

Now go write!

Red Devil Chapter 2 Teaser

Hello Lovelies. Here is a teaser for Chapter 2 that should be posted on Friday.

EPOV

"Sorry, Victoria. I have to go," I tell her abruptly.

"You're just going to leave me here?!" she yells. "Fuck you, Edward! Why the fuck don't you want me? Do you have any idea how much I want you?" She's fucking crying but I have nothing to say to her so I tell her I'm sorry before heading the hell out of there and going in search of a taxi which I quickly find.

I decide to head straight to the party. Getting wasted seems like a good bloody way to drown my sorrows. I look down at my dick and tell him how it's just not fucking on to let me down like that. There is no 'I' in team.

I wake up the next morning and I'm overwhelmed with the urge to just fucking die. My head hurts, my stomach hurts, my ass hurts...wait! What?

My ass hurts?

Before I can run off and take a shower while the Crying Game plays in the background I realize it's not in the area that would lead to me in a fucking straight jacket.

It is sore though. My ass cheek that is. I reach down with my hand and feel some kind of large plaster or bandage thing.

I leap out of bed and walk over to the mirror and peel it away and what I see will haunt me forever.


BPOV

The next morning, I awake early, eating some breakfast while reviewing the slew of emails that came in during the night.

"Oh, my, Edward. You were a busy boy last night," I state. I'm not in too much of a shock, just wondering how he thinks that he is going to get out of this particular situation.

Shaking my head at the last email that was time stamped ten minutes ago, I decide to get ready for the day. My first day in the office. My first official day as Edward's agent and probably one of the longest days of my life.

Wearing my dark navy bow-laced backed pencil skirt, light blue oxford tailored shirt, I slip on my navy gloss platform pumps and complete with my cream leather jacket.

I pack-up my briefcase, laptop and Edward's folder. Before leaving, I grab my cell and call Felix to see where is the better place for me to be.

"Bloody hell! He did what?" Felix yells into the phone.

The Good with The Bad Chapter 8 Teaser

Hello Lovies,

Sorry on the delay in a teaser.
This should be posting on Friday. Do enjoy the 'tease'.

When I got home I told Bella all about my day and she smiled and kissed me, excited that I was really into it. The next few days passed in a blur as I focused on my summer classes and my own writing. When I woke up on Thursday morning the house was empty and Bella had left a note on the fridge. I felt kind of bad that Bella wasn't there to wish me a happy birthday but she said she had to run some errands. I spent most of my morning just fiddling with my guitar and making notes on the project with Jane.

It was well into the afternoon when Bella came home and I was kind of pissed that I hadn't seen her all day. She came fluttering into the kitchen with bags of shit and her face was flushed from the summer heat. She had on a red bathing suit top underneath a white wife beater. For bottoms she had on a pair of denim shorts that barely covered her ass. She also had on a pair of gold flip flops with per perfectly manicured toes on display. God, I loved her feet.

"Happy birthday, baby!" she sang as she threw her arms around me after setting all that shit down.

"Mmm, I missed you," I mumbled into her hair.

"I know but I needed to get all of this done if we were going to spend the rest of the day together," she told me.

"So, when do I get presents?" I asked childishly.
"Not now. I'm going to make us lunch and then you get present number one," Bella said as she started pulling food out of one of the bags.

Bella had started using those reusable bags from the grocery store. She pulled out a rotisserie chicken that smelled heavenly, a loaf of bread, some relish, and sour cream and Cheddar chips.

My favorite.

I sat in the kitchen while Bella cut up the chicken breast and made us some chicken salad. She piled it on some of the freshly baked Italian bread and we had lunch together. After we were done eating Bella told me she needed to shower and that she'd be out in a bit and that I was to wait in her room. I did as she asked after placing our dirty dishes in the dishwasher. I really wanted to go in the bathroom and shower with her but I refrained. I had some self control. A few minutes later, Bella came out completely refreshed and clothed in a sinful outfit as I sat dumfounded on the bed.

New Story: Red Devil

Edward Masen is the talented but cocky and irresponsible star of Manchester United football club. When his contract and career come under threat due to his off the pitch antics will his new American agent, Bella Swan be able to save him from himself? And will she be able to resist his charms?

A story of lust, humour, drama, romance and self redemption.

Rated N-17 for very mature themes and strong language.

On TWCS Red Devil

On FF Red Devil

The Good with The Bad Chapter 6 Teaser

We got settled and the following weekend was Jasper's birthday. Bella wouldn't let me in on the plans, citing that I would spill the beans to Jas and Alice would kill us all.

"You need to wear something nice. Not something too nice but something a little nice," Bella tried to explain.

"Like jeans or slacks, baby?"

"Nice jeans, those dark one you got from UO. Wear that black button down too," she mumbled from inside the closet.

I dug out the dark jeans and pulled the button down from my side of the closet. Bella insisted that I shower alone and that I was to leave with Jasper. I didn't like being kept in the dark but Bella insisted that I'd love it.

A few minutes alter I found Jasper getting shooed out of his apartment.

"I guess we'd better get going, man," I said as we stood outside their door.

"The girls are being extra fishy tonight," Jasper surmised.

I nodded as we took the few steps out the door and to the curbside. I drove us to the destination on the directions Bella gave me. It was a club named Velvet Rope. The building was a three story brick warehouse. The windows were blacked out and the sign was lit but not flashy. Everyone in line was dressed nicely and I was glad Bella had picked out my outfit.

"Alice texted and said to wait inside. Apparently, there's been a booth reserved for us," Jasper said before pocketing his phone.

We took a few steps and got in line. It moved quickly and both of us gasped as we stepped through the black, padded, double doors.

The Good with The Bad Chapter 4 Teaser

With her leg thrown over my body I could see where the words trialed down her soft thigh. The first one said "dangerous", followed by what I assumed was the same word in multiple languages.

"Bella?" I called out.

"Mmm."

"Why are those words tattooed on you?" I asked as my fingers skimmed over the ink.

Bella sat up and looked down at her leg. With her lip between her teeth she looked up at me. I could see the worry in her eyes again and it made my heart ache.

"You told me to be safe when you broke up with me. When I went to Europe I just had to do something. I had to get my anger out," she sighed.

Bella's body was curled up on her bed and she looked so vulnerable. I reached out and traced the words wishing to God that I could take all the hurt away. I had tattooed my body in remembrance of her but Bella had scarred her skin with a reminder of my coward attempt at saving her.

"Baby, come here," I sighed as I held my arms out to her.

Bella quickly lay back down and curled up against me, our legs intertwined with her head once again on my chest. We fell asleep then wrapped around each other.

The Good with The Bad Chapter 2 Teaser

“I’ve missed you,” I sighed as I pressed my lips to the top of her head.

The smell of her hair sent a shiver through my body.

“I’ve missed you too, baby,” she sighed as she squeezed me tighter.

I pulled back from her and looked down. Bella’s eyes were bright as she licked her lips. I lowered my head slightly and pressed my mouth against hers. Bella immediately opened her lips to me, her soft tongue meeting mine in the middle. Feeling her tongue against mine made my body ignite. I hadn’t had such close, intimate contact in months. Bella’s soft moans as we devoured each other were quickly testing my control. I pulled away slowly, kissing her lips softly.

“Bella, we should stop,” I panted.

Her swollen lips turned into a pout as she looked up at me.

“Don’t give me that shit, Bella. Do you really think we should really do this right now?” I asked.

The Good with The Bad Chapter 1 Teaser

Thankfully, we arrive at the store and I shoot out of the car like a bat out of hell. Edward turns the car off and rushes to join me as I make my way through the store. We talk about Thanksgivings past, family, turkey, parades and football games.

"This is the first time I've never had Thanksgiving with my mom," Edward quietly states.

He is sad, not because he misses his fucking asshole of a father, but because he misses his mother. I wonder if his father even realizes the impact that his actions have had on his wife.

"Is there anything special that I can fix for you for Thanksgiving? Something that will remind you of home?" I offer.

"Um, stuffing with walnuts and dried cranberries," he mumbles.

"No problem." I reach out and rub on his arm to soothe him. He seems to relax immediately from my touch and sighs.

We finish shopping and load up and head back to my apartment. After two loads up the stairs, rearranging the industrial size refrigerator and an hour later, everything is put away.

Wednesday arrives and I have no classes today, so I decide to sleep in before preparing for tomorrow. Or so I thought.

"Bella!" Alice chirps letting herself into my apartment with her key.

"Yes," I grumble from under my cover.

Alice bounces into my bedroom and plops down on the bed.

"Guess what?"

The Good And The Bad Chapter 24 Teaser

We talk a little more, and I tell him a little more about our trip, leaving out the tattoos, the excessive drinking, the solitary walks, the bungie jumping in Spain and the performance motorcycle course track in Germany. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.

He is setting everything up, heading down to LA in a few days with Sue, and will pick us up at the airport. He is hoping to have everything in place so that all I have to do is move in. He and Sue are planning to stay a few days and help me get settled, before flying back to Forks. The time frame leaves me about a week before classes start.

When I get off the fucking phone, I jump up and down and scream.

"What the fuck, Bella? Are you okay? What's wrong? Why are you jumping up and down?" Alice rambles, running into my bedroom.

"Alice, it's fucking great. You are going to be so fucking happy. Oh my God!" I gush like a silly little girl.

"Slow down, tell me everything."

I drag Alice in the living room and call Jasper out to tell them about Charlie's phone call. Alice, for the first time in her life, is speechless.

"We have to celebrate. Get dressed," Alice demands.

I run back to my room, take the quickest shower on record, throw on a cute little black sequined tank top dress that Alice insisted that I buy in Italy. I never thought I would be wearing it this soon. I mess my hair in gel to help the curls, apply dark makeup and stilettos.

We all headed out and didn't return until the next morning after breakfast.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 23 Teaser

So sorry that I did not get a teaser out for the last couple of chapters. We posted quickly and teaser really didn't make any sense at the time. Here is the teaser for chapter 23 which will be posting on Friday. Below is Bella's tattoo (on skin it would have more feathering to it-sorry-this is just a rendering). Thanks for reading The Good and The Bad. This story ends at chapter 25 and the sequel will start immediately following.

I decided to get something to eat, it was nearly lunch time and I was starving. I found a small sandwich shop around the corner so I stepped inside and found Jessica Stanley working behind the counter. Jessica was always a pretty nice girl at school. When I stepped up to order I could see a small diamond ring on her finger.

“Hey, Jess, who’s the lucky guy?” I asked, trying to make conversation.

“Oh, hi, Edward. Um, Mike Newton. He joined the army and they shipped him off to Iraq. He said he wanted to leave me with hope,” she said with a watery smile as she touched the ring.

Even Mike Newton was a better man than I was.

“So, have you seen Bella?” she asked.

“No, uh, from what I hear she’s in Europe with Alice and Jasper,” I shrugged.

“Oh, well, uh, what can I get you?” she asked trying to change the subject.

I ordered a pastrami and corned beef sandwich on rye and sat down to eat. I watched the people walking by the window and tried to use little cues to figure out who they were and where they were going. At the moment I felt like I wasn’t going anywhere. I feared I’d be stuck forever. I sat well after I was done eating and waited for my hour to be up. Back at the shop, Maria was out front reading a magazine.

“You ready, kid?” she asked.

The Good And The Bad Chapter 19 Teaser

I got up and went pee before finding a pair of jeans and a t-shirt in my part of the dresser. As I made my way down the stairs I could hear some stupid Lady Gaga playing. Fortunately the sight of Bella and Alice grinding in the kitchen made the song bearable. Bella was grinding her front into Alice's ass as they both giggled. Jasper was sleepily sitting at the counter with his chin resting on his palm. Either he was still half asleep of her was day dreaming of the two girls in an inappropriate situation.

"Morning," I grumbled.

"Oh, hey baby!" Bella chirped as she bounced over to me, spatula in hand, and kissed me on the lips.

The smell of coffee and bacon permeated the air and my stomach grumbled loudly.

"You are awesome," I said as I plopped down next to Jasper and plucked a piece of bacon off a plate.

Bella smacked my hand with the spatula and glared at me pointedly. I would be waiting until everything was done before trying that again.

"What are we doing today?" jasper drawled before his mouth fell open in a loud yawn.

"Well, there's the Jacuzzi out back that I'd really like to check out," Alice said slyly as she eyed her man.

"No, no sex in the Jacuzzi. I want to be able to get in it after you're done," I protested.

"Oh, Eddie! If anyone's fucking in the Jacuzzi it'll be us," Bella assured with a sexy grin.

That seemed to wake little Eddie right up.

"No one's having sex in that thing. It's for group fun only," Alice huffed.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 18 Teaser

I wasn’t sure exactly what to wear, and Alice being the fashion guru that she is told me that she knew the perfect dress and would handle it for me. I begged her to let me help and that I wanted final say, but before I could protest, she announced to me that she had already fucking purchased it a few weeks ago, something else about ‘knowing’ that we would be attending and their no further argument from me.

Standing in my bedroom, in my robe, with some Jason Mraz playing in the background, Alice hands me a garment bag. I hang it on the door and unzip.

“God, Alice, who did you fucking kill to get this?”

“I’d move heaven and earth for you, sweetie,” Alice coos.

She kisses me on the cheek and lets me drool over the dress as I pull it out of the bag. The dress is floor length, with a deep v-neck, taupe satin with layers upon layers of raw edged silk intertwined into each other, which leaves a pattern that is simply exquisite. The whole dress hugs my curves and slides on like a second skin.

I complete the dress with a pair of taupe beaded stilettos that Alice made me fucking buy on our last shopping trip a couple of weeks ago. She insisted that they would match, and of course, they fucking did.

My makeup is simple, natural with darker taupes and browns to create a more evening look. Alice had the stylist enhance my natural curls, parting my hair on the side, draping onto one side of my face, giving an old fashion movie star look.

Can you guess where they are going?

The Good And The Bad Teaser Chapter 17

This image has nothing to do with the chapter, other than Edward is given bike riding lessons by Bella. But I thought it was cute anyway.

“Let’s go back to mine and get Lola. I did mention a riding lesson,” she said with a devilish smirk.

I did a tad bit over the speed limit, extremely excited to start my lesson.

The tires on the Camaro squealed a little as I drove up Bella’s driveway. With the car in park Bella hopped out before I could open her door. She gave me a smirk as I glared at her; she knew I liked doing shit like that for her.

“Okay, we’ll start out in the garage. Get you used to starting her up,” Bella said over her shoulder.

I stared at her ass she bent over to raise the garage door to the Swan residence. The door rolled up and revealed the immaculate work area that Bella used. She was a bit anal about her stuff and I knew that everything in the garage had its own little home. Bella sauntered over to Lola and crooked her finger at me.

“C’mere baby,” she purred.

The Good And The Bad Chapter 16 Teaser

“Well…um…yeah.”

“Trust me, I’m not going anywhere. If there is one thing that I have learned, it’s their loss that they let you go. I’m always going to fight for you.”

Ah, melt, drip.

I pull him closer and kiss him passionately, deeply, trying to tell him in my own fucked up way that I appreciate him.

He pulls back and rest his forehead on mine, trying to calm his breathing.

“Tomorrow, you’re coming with me to the hospital,” he commands.

“’K,” I whisper.

He walks me to the front door, before kissing me quickly before pushing me inside the house.

I grin and walk into the house, to hear moaning and heavy breathing coming from the living room.

“Charlie?” I call out as I walk into the living room and turn on the light.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 15 Teaser

“Can I take your shirt off?” I asked in a breathy pant.

Bella nodded as I lifted the shirt higher, my eyes catching on her fuckhot tattoo. When the material was out of the way I didn’t stop and ask to remove her bra I just reached behind her and undid it. That joined her shirt on the floor, the start of a growing pile of clothes.

“You too,” Bella panted as her fingernails raked down my stomach.

Once my shirt was off I pulled Bella forward so that her tits pressed against my chest; the coolness of her piercings a deep contrast to the heat of our skin. I kissed her hard, my hands tangled in the messy curls of her hair as Bella shifted her hips to rub against my crotch. I could feel the undeniable heat that seeped through her jeans and I knew I had to feel it.

“Bella, baby, lie down,” I grunted as I tried to move her off my lap.

Bella quickly slid onto her back on my bed. The sight of her dark hair splayed out against the comforter was so beautiful. Her skin was so soft and pale as it glowed in the moonlight.

“You’re so beautiful,” I whispered as I leaned down to kiss her lips.

“Let me make you feel good,” I purred against her open mouth.

The Good And The Bad Chapter 14 Teaser

We sit silently as Edward continues to rub my back.

“You know what I would like to do with you?” Edward whispers.

“I can bet,” I joke.

“Well, that to. My parents are going to be gone next weekend, and I would love it if you could come spend the night with me?”

“My, my, Eddie. Aren’t we the forward one now,” I tease.

“I could make us some dinner, and play you some of my music,” Edward offers.

Hmm, Edward alone, in his house, in his bed, all night.

“Um, sure. Just let me cross with Alice to cover, okay?”

The Good and The Bad Chapter 13 Teaser

“So, you and Bella, huh?” Jasper drawled.

“Yeah, uh, I guess so,” I said with a shrug.

I wasn’t sure if Bella wanted us to date or what. We didn’t really talk about what had been going on between us. I really liked her and the things we did. That’s what kept me from asking.

“She’s, uh, real affectionate with you,” Jasper states as he takes a drag from his smoke.

“Oh really? Is that not normal for her?” I asked, curious to know how she is with other guys.

“Well, no. I mean she has no problem with PDA and shit but she never like holds and hands and stuff,” he shrugged.

“Good thing I guess,” I mutter before putting the smoke back in my mouth while Bella walks back over.

The Good And The Bad Chapter 12 Teaser

Edward sits on the floor and settles on the coffee table, as I grab us some chips and some IBC.

We study quietly, tension building and my need to physically touch Edward growing stronger. We seem to hit a new level last night, and I’m dying to try it again.

I push back from the coffee table and sit up on my knees and stretch, revealing my stomach to Edward. I know he likes my skin. Since things have progressed, he is always touching me.

I hear him groan and look over to find him practically drooling.

I wiggle my finger at him, motioning him to come over to me. He pushes away and crawls over to me. Oh, my very own predator.

Once he reaches me, he pulls me down on the floor and crawls on top of me. My legs open and he settles between my legs. He proceeds to attack my neck, moving slowly to my face then firmly kissing me.

Things start to heat up, and he is grasping at my shirt. I hear the front door open and see Edward fly off of me like some kind of superhero. I sit up and casually sit on the floor.

“Bells, I brought some pizza. Is Edward still here?” Charlie states from the kitchen.

“Yeah, we’re just in here doing some homework,” I yell back. I shake my head at Edward and stand up. He looks scared like Charlie will pull out on of his guns and shoot him in the balls.

“Don’t worry. He always yells to announce himself. With Charlie, less is more,” I explain as I take Edward’s hand and drag him into the kitchen for pizza.

We eat dinner and I watch as Charlie and Edward talk about cars. I smile knowing that I’m finally dating a guy that Charlie likes.

The Good And The Bad Chapter 11 Teaser

I had no idea what she planned on but I was sure she had something devious in store. Bella was made for trouble and I had a feeling she wanted to bring me down with her. Not that I minded one bit. As long as I got to put my lips on her again, I’d do just about anything. Bella had reminded me to dress casual before I showed up at her place to pick her up. Charlie wasn’t home and Bella came bouncing out of the house, all curls and cleavage. The outfit she wore had me throbbing, my cock spitting with excitement as I watched the way her tits bounced in her shirt. She wore a black frilly top with white polka dots on it. For bottoms she had on a pair of black skinny leg jeans. On her feet were a pair of red jeweled flats that reminded me of Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz.

“Ready to have some fun?” she asked.

“Sure am,” I answered as I went to open her door.

“Oh, uh, don't think so buddy. This is my date and it’s a surprise. Put this on and get on,” Bella stated saucily as she handed me a flat black half helmet.

I wasn't sure how she thought that thing would protect my brain. It looked like a bowl that would cradle my brains if we laid the bike down. I buckled it under my chin and Bella's eyes smoldered before she hopped on. I slid on behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist.

"Don't worry about ridin' bitch, all the guys I've been with have been on the back," she snickered.

I groaned, thoroughly hating the term "riding bitch". The engine was loud so we had little conversation before Bella pulled up into the school parking lot. I wasn't sure what the hell we were doing there but I decided I'd put my trust in Satan's Mistress and hope she wasn't taking me on a one way trip to hell.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 10 Teaser

Alice found me a most wonderful dress to wear tonight. It is a deep purple dress, silk chiffon with a sweetheart neckline with attached crystal crescents and a drop back exposing almost everything to my waistline. I twirl several times, feeling as though I am in a movie.

Alice pairs my dress with shiny black rhinestone studded stiletto heels with an ankle strap. She finishes me off with deep purple makeup, soft but alluring, and my hair flowing down my back in simple curls with the front pulled back in jeweled clips.

I’m so nervous when Alice finishes that she gives me two more shots of Patron to help calm me down.

“Quit fucking worrying. You’ll do fine,” Alice reassures me.

“I don’t know if I can fucking do this, Alice. I not the dating type of girl.”

“Of course you are. Every girl is the dating type of girl. Just fucking relax.”

The Good and The Bad Chapter 9 Teaser

“So, what do I get as a thank you for delivering your car Monday?” she asked mischievously.

“Hmmm, I don’t know. What would you like?” I asked as I gripped the bag of popcorn tighter under my jacket that was slung on my arm.

“I heard from a little birdie that you’ve been craving something extra yummy lately,” I said cryptically.

“Ooooh, what is it?!” Bella squealed excitedly.

I chuckled at her lit up eyes and bright smile as I brought the bag into view.

“OH MY GOD, MASEN!” Bella yelled as she launched at the bag of popcorn like a mouse to cheese.

“I take it you like it?!” I laughed.

“I love chocolate covered popcorn! How did you know?” She eyed me suspiciously.

“Well, I was walking down the hall when you were on the phone and you told whoever it was that you’d been wanting some. I just wanted to do something nice since you did such a great job on the car and all,” I said as I rubbed the back of my neck.

“This is great,” she said as she tore into the bag.

“Well, there’s another part,” I said nervously.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 8 Teaser

“Oh, this is going to be good,” Alice interjects walking over to join the conversation. “Are you going to tie a ribbon around you too?”

“Fuck you, Cullen,” I spit.

“Hey, I’m just calling ‘em like I see ‘em.”

“Why would she fucking wrap herself in a bow?” Jake scowls.

“Let’s just say, two for the price of one,” Jasper states.

“Hale, shut your fucking mouth,” I sneer pointing my finger in his face.

“What the hell?” Jake questions.

“Jake,” I pause walking over to him. “Back the fuck off, okay? Just cause things never worked out between us, doesn’t mean that you can control who the fuck I see,” I state under my breath.

“Are you fucking dating him now?” Jake yells.

“No, just,” I pause flustered. “Just none of your fucking business, Jake,” I yell back.

Jake stomps off and I turn back to see everyone starring at me.

The Good And The Bad Chapter 7 Teaser

I drove home and parked my car but I was still too keyed up to go inside. I walked in a daze as I contemplated all that had happened in the past few days. I must’ve really been out of it because I found myself standing outside of Bella’s bedroom window throwing pebbles up at it to wake her ass up. I had a handful of tiny rocks and heard each one plink against the window before throwing up another one. By the tenth one the light in her bedroom flipped on. I waited, twisting my hands in nervousness, as Bella came up to the window wrenching it open roughly.

“What the ever living fuck are you doing throwing rocks at my god damn window?!” Bella whispered angrily down at me.

She looked like some angry angel as she glared at me, the light from behind her making a soft halo around her hair.

“I came to check up on you and see if you were okay!” I whispered back as I stood on my tip toes as if that would help her hear me.

“What?” she asked back.

“I’m coming up!” I told her before walking over to the large tree that had a long branch that made it almost to her window.

Bella folded her arms over her chest, smirk firmly in place, as I awkwardly scaled the tree and then the limb that reached toward her. She was no help at all as I wavered between the limb and the ledge of her window. When I finally fell onto the shag carpet of her room she burst out into a fit of giggles.

“Charlie isn’t even here,” she choked out as she held her belly and laughed at me.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 6 Teaser

Luvrofink and I are so happy that everyone is reading and enjoying this story. We are having too much fun writing it. Here is a teaser for Chapter 6.

I know the effects of drinking, and that the first time is always an adjustment. One minute you’re lucid and in control of your brain, then the next, you’re feeling warm and everyone is your best fucking friend.

I push Edward back with my index finger and move around him. I open the refrigerator to grab him some leftovers to heat up, when I feel a hand on my ass.

I turn around to see Edward staring at his hand on my ass, smirking.

“Eddie, what the fuck do you think you are doing?”

“Hmm,” Edward replies.

I push his hand back with my ass and stand up with a container of lasagna leftovers. With my free hand, I guide him to the kitchen table and pull a chair out for him to sit down.

The Good and The Bad Chapter 5 Teaser

Bella had scooped one cookie on a shiny metal spatula that she held up in front of her chest. Beyond the baked good I could see the sweetheart neckline of her strapless top. The deep emerald green satin set nicely against her skin. Once again her cleavage was spilling out all over the place and I was thankful that my salivating could be attributed to the cookie smell in the air.

“Sure,” I mumbled.

Bella turned around and grabbed a napkin where she placed the warm cookie. She walked over slowly, sauntering her shapely hips before handing me the napkin. I moaned out loud as I brought the cookie to my nose and inhaled the heavenly scent. I devoured the cookie then, scorching my tongue in the process.

“Wow, oh my God,” I moaned.

Bella giggled as she licked her thumb that had some chocolate on it. She didn’t do it seductively, just popped it in her mouth as she smiled.

“I’m guessing you like it then?” she asked.

“No, not like, love. This is so good. I mean, better than my mom’s,” I confessed as I talked with my mouth full.

“Really?” she asked in surprise.

“Uh, yeah, don’t tell her that, though,” I said with a chuckle.

Greasers and Dolls Contest

Greasers and Dolls Contest

Hosted By: Luvrofink and Chartwilightmom

Description: AH/AU/Vamp/Slash, NO Rape/Abuse/Incest/Pedophilia (submissions will be banned at the discretion of the monitors)

From the good ol' days to the new old school, showcase the beloved Twilight characters in this unique contest to reflect the style and culture of a time when cars, grease, pinups, and tattoos plagued the minds of America. Let your imagination run wild with images of a greaser Jasper wooing his favorite square Alice, a Betty Bella crushing on biker Edward or a letter sweater wearing Emmett jonesing after a pinup Rosalie.

Guidelines:

1. 2,500 –5,000 words (not including the header).

2. Any rating accepted (M is request, because we are smut lovers)

3. This is a one-shot, but you can to continue your story after the contest is over (and state so if you are, so everyone can put your on alert).

4. Please submit entries that have been reviewed by a beta. If you need a beta, check out Project Team Beta.

5. Collaborations are fine; three entries maximum per author.

Submission:

PM us the link to your submission (story must be posted on FF).

For information on contacting us, please check charredink

Submissions must be in by February 28.

Voting will be open March 5 and the end date will be announced depending on how many submissions there are.

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The Good And The Bad Chapter 4 Teaser

Thanks to everyone for reading and reviewing. Luvrofink and I are having fun writing this story. Enjoy the teaser!

The crowd starts to thicken and I make my way back the stage to retrieve Edward. I hand him a bottle of water and pull us back from the front of the stage.

As the band starts to tune and setup this first song, I lean over to Edward and whisper yell, “By the way, don’t tell anyone that you are a Masen.”

“Why?” he whisper yells back.

“Cause most of these guys hate your fucking dad,” I explain.

“Great,” he sighs.

“Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone.”

The Good And The Bad Chapter 3 Teaser

Sorry on the delay in posting this. I'm slack these days beyond writing chapters. Glad everyone is reading and enjoying this story. We are having too much fun writing it.

Teaser for Chapter 3 that will be posted on Wednesday 01.13.10 (EPOV)

“So, maybe we should get to work,” I said awkwardly.

“Yeah, I did some research last night,” Bella started as she bent down to look in her book bag.

I zoned out as I saw her shirt pull away from her body revealing a purple lace bra. The color was almost like an eggplant and it looked delicious against her breasts. The swell of her tits was plump and her breasts were all pushed together waiting for me to motorboat those bitches. I heard her clear her throat and I glanced up at her. Bella had a smirk on her face and I felt my cheeks redden with embarrassment.

“They’re awesome, right?” Bella asked teasingly as she gave them a shake.

I thought I might have died. She was giggling and I was so fucking hard from watching her boobs shake that I felt my eyes go cross. Bella didn’t seem fazed by my ogling at all. I on the other hand wanted to run and hide.

“At least I know you’re not gay, then,” she quipped.

The Good and The Bad

Story Collaboration with Luvrofink

Bad Ass Bella meets Prudeward in this AU/AH OCC tale. Follow our favorite Twilight characters as they get snarky. Alice makes a bet with Bella that she can't refuse and Edward's in for a long ride.

I'll be doing Bella's POV for the story while Keira will take Edward's. Make sure you head over to FF.net and put us on author alert to catch the all postings. Edward’s up first on Wednesday 01/06/2010.

Teaser from Chapter 2 – Bad Girl Bella - The Stakes Are High

The final bell rings, and I bolt to the parking lot to find Edward leaning against Lola.

“Do you mind?” I ask pointing to Lola. “That’s not a chair, asswipe.”

“Um, sorry,” Edward states moving away from Lola. “So, I was thinking maybe I could come over to Swan’s and we could knock this out right now. I have something else to do tonight.”

“What the fuck would you have to do, Eddie? One of your little lackeys coming over to polish your shoes or iron your pants?” I tease mounting Lola.

I don’t bother to wait for a response from Edward, I put my helmet, crank and take off. I speed over to the shop, hoping Rose and Jake can offer me some a much needed distraction. I arrive to find Rose under a car and Jake on the computer searching for some parts. I throw on some coveralls and roll under the car to help Rose.

“Bells, what’s up, lady?” Rose asks.

“Nothing, just fucking school. Whatcha got going on here?” I change the subject.

We work on the car for a little while when I look over and see a pair of zebra peep toe heels that only belong to one person.

“Hey, Alice.”

“Bella, I think you might want to come out from under the car,” Alice suggests.

“Why?” I ask.

“You’re gonna want to see who’s in the showroom talking to Charlie,” Alice explains.

The Late Late Show With Edward Cullen

Bella's strapless silk, blue and black Valentino at the movie screening.