Friday, July 31, 2009

Grocery Store

I know that I have finally read too much fanfiction. I was in the grocery store after work today, with both my girls in tow. My hot guy radar was in full effect for some reason. Ahead of me in the store was a hot guy in scrub pants and a white, thin, tight t-shirt. I could not help but think of all the doctor Edward fan fics that are out there. I start to notice the looseness of the scrub pants and wondering if he was commando under them. Too loose to tell. Then I moved up to his t-shirt. Tight on the top, but loose towards the bottom. He definitely was the type that worked out. Maybe a runner. He had the signs of the ever so tempting V back. Almost like a swimmers back. Very nice. I tried to avoid looking at him. After all, I am a married woman who is completely addicted to Twilight fan fiction. I went about my shopping trip, but kept running into him in the store. About 1/2 thru he finally left to check out.

Then about that time, I began to notice a nice yuppy hot guy. Had to be a little younger than me, but mature. And he had a kid in the cart. My brain went right for the daddy Edward fan fics. Oh swoon!

So by the time I left the store, my imagination was in full overdrive. I loaded the groceries and the girls in the car, put the cart up and pulled out to head home. Now, this is the type of grocery store that is a little strip shopping center. As I was pulling out of the space, I began to notice a very nice, new Audi A4, in black, parking near where I had to pull out of the parking lot. Oh The Office, what have you done to my brain. As I was passing, the very hot, young guy got out of the car. I had the wonderful pleasure of letting him pass in front of my car, being able to wave him for safe passage. Oh swoon!

Good trip to the grocery store. Now, I just need the late night trip to Wendy's to make the day complete. I will sure to blog about that if it ever happens.